Do you need more customers? Why does everyone leave so fast? Is your landing page allergic to conversions?

Want your landing page to drive customers in?
Get a roast!
πŸ”₯

Let an expert tear apart your landing page so you can turn it into a conversion machine.

*48-hour turnaround

Can't convert a lead even if your life depended on it?

Let me guess...
  • 😒 Your landing page is failing to turn traffic into paying customers?
  • 🫀 You know your product is great but your dream customers don't get it?
  • 😒 You spend a lot of time on marketing to bring customers but they leave as soon as they land on your page?
  • πŸ€” You feel like you're missing something but don't know what?
Well your landing page needs a roast session!

Increase your conversion rate in 3 easy steps

Your landing page turns off potential customers, but have no idea why?
1

Choose your roast level

How roasted do you want your landing page to be?

2

Submit your landing page

Get your roast in 48 hours *depending on your roast level

3
$ $ $ $

Implement & Convert! πŸ’°

Get to work and turn those visitors into customers

What's a roast?

A roast is a detailed analysis of your landing page, highlighting areas for improvement, missing opportunities, and providing actionable steps to boost your landing page conversion to the next level ... and get more customers.πŸ’Έ

What's served with my roast?

Your custom Notion Roast Portal

A custom Notion portal with clear analytics of your landing page and a breakdown of the changes you need to make to convert.

Visual Roast

A visual roast of your landing page with comments, improvements, and missed opportunities.

πŸ”₯ Follow up session
* depends on your roast level

A Lite Follow-up Roast Session after you've implemented the changes (depends on the roast level you chose).

Why do I need this? πŸ€”

Well, cuz you only get one chance to make a great first impression and close the deal.
$ $ $

You're sitting on a gold mine

Most entrepreneurs quit on their idea because they think it's not worth it when, in fact, it's their landing page not converting.

Crystal-Clear Direction

Stop wasting time. Get a clear plan of what to fix instead of testing random things and hoping for the best.

$ $ $ $

Affordable Expertise

Get expert advice from someone with over 13 years of experience building and testing landing pages across industries.

You're losing potential customers.

Don't spend another day losing customers!
Get your roast in 48hrs or less

Launch Offer

Baby Roast

One landing page

Only 20/20 spots left!

Visual roast in Figma

48hr turnaround time

Actionable improvements

$49 $99 per roast

Medium Roast

One landing page

48-hour turnaround
Custom Notion roast portal
Visual roast with comments (using Figma)
Show your before and after on our website
$99 $199 per roast
πŸ”₯ Scorched Roast

One landing page

24-hour turnaround

Custom Notion roast portal

Visual roast with comments (using Figma)

Show your before and after on our website

1 Lite Follow Up Roast session

$299 $399 per roast

Got questions?πŸ€” I got answers!πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ

How brutal is the feedback really? πŸ”₯

I don't sugarcoat anything. My goal is to help you convert better, not to protect your feelings. But every criticism comes with actionable solutions.

Is this worth the investment?

Well, it depends on your business. If you're not converting leads, you're wasting money. But if you're serious about improving your conversion rate, this is a no-brainer.

Why should you roast my landing page?

I've been building and testing landing pages for over 13 years. I've seen what works and what doesn'tβ€”from building landing pages for cookie shops to a fingerprint payment processor. My range of experience is wide, and I can help you with yours.

What if the feedback is too harsh or unhelpful?

I keep our feedback harsh, honest, and constructive. You care too much about your idea to be objective, but I don't care about it that way. My only concern is the success of your business.

What if I don't fully understand the feedback?

I make sure our feedback is clear and easy to understand. If anything is unclear, I will happy to clarify and ensure you know exactly what steps to take next.

Can I get a roast before my website is live?

Yes, just follow the regular process to get a roast.

Can I buy a Lite Follow Up Roast session?

Yes, you can if you already got a package and only after you've implemented the changes. The link to buy will be sent to your email.

How do I know if you've already started working on my roast?

You'll receive an email saying your roast session is started/in progress.

What's in Lite Follow Up Roast session?

Visual roast of your new landing page with a 72hr turnaround time.

Can I get a refund?
Yes, 100% monye back guarantee if:

1. I haven't started working on your roast.

OR

2. You implemented all the recommended changes within 30 days of receiving your roast and see less conversions within 90 days after implementation.

To qualify, you'll need to provide proof of implementation (e.g., screenshots, live URLs) and analytics data showing your conversion rates before and after the changes.

Hey I'm Sisi πŸ‘‹

I'm your roast masterπŸ”₯.
With over 13 years of experience as a software engineer and web developer, I've built landing pages for startups across industries, helping them convert more leads.

Here's the deal! I'll be brutally honest with you and give you the feedback you NEED to hear. But don't worryβ€”I'll also provide clear, actionable steps to improve your landing page.

I get the struggles of being an entrepreneur, juggling multiple hats. That's why I'm here to share my expertise and help you succeed.

Ready to get customers?

Then stop playing around and get your roast now!

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